meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

grumpysalmon:

All of the Incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

h0odrich:

'sike'

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

chickensandwich:

how she do that

wasrvw:

want

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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cantbetamed:

don’t you hate when you tell your friends good news and they’re assholes about it like they’re not even happy for you